Funny Happy Birthday Quotes, Wishes and Messages 2020: In case you're bored of the same old birthday greetings, then why not attempt probably the most funniest birthday wishes here… Regardless of whether its your sisters, brothers or any dear friend, wishing them in somewhat casual, hilarious way will just add some appeal to their day.Below you can locate an extraordinary gathering of funny birthday wishes, simply look down and discover your match.
"Like many women my age, I am 28 years old."
– By Mary Schmich
"Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life."
– By Robert Southey
"Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty."
– By Joan Rivers
"We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it." – By Unknown Author
"There is still no cure for the common birthday."
– By John Glenn
"Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them."
– By Ogden Nash
"Of late I appear To have reached that stage When people who look old Who are only my age.
– By Richard Armour"
"Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it."
– By Golda Meir
"Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative. "
– By Maurice Chevalier
"Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once."
– By Dave Barry, Your Disintegrating Body, Dave Barry Turns 40, 1990
"They tell you that you’ll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don’t tell you is that you won’t miss it very much."
– By Malcolm Cowley
"Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty."
– By Robert Frost
"When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not."
– By Mark Twain
"Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself."
– By Tom Wilson
"You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
– By Bob Hope
"As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two."
– By Sir Norman Wisdom
"Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life."
– By Herbert Asquith
"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age."
– By Robert Frost
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. – By Erma Bombeck
"Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake."
– By Unknown Author
"First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down."
– By Leo Rosenberg
"For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday."
– By John Glenn
"Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed."
– By Anthony Powell
"You are gradually getting to the top of the hill. It’s better than being buried under it."
"So, it’s another birthday with you. Statistics prove that those who have earned more birthdays, have lived the longest life in the earth."
"People often compare birthdays with boogers. Because, with the increase of its number, people find breathing harder."
"So, you are still younger than the age you will be on the next birthday. Have a special celebration."
"No one will stop tonight from eating your favorite items. Happy birthday."
"The nature has kept this day special because you are permitted to eat as much cake as you can."
"Hey, can you blow out all these candles by yourself or should I call our local fire department to help you in this regard."
"See how many candles on your cake. You’ll have to blow them out only by sniffing. Ha ha!"
"Hey, no matter how old have you become today, just make sure that you don’t forget that where you kept the car keys. Good luck!"
"I haven’t brought any cake for you. Because I know you love this bottle of champagne more. Happy birthday."
"There are plenty of years that I can remember for those history classes in our schools. But, the bad news is I can’t remember your birth date as it wasn’t on our course. May be I’m late, but happy birthday."
"The room is getting hotter, please blow the candles before your room gets on fire"
"You can open your eyes; you will only find birthday candles on fire.Look behind you there is your gift, I was joking just wanted to give you birthday bombs."
"Lest sing and dance, we can bare your voice today after all its your birthday."
"You look so like my old grandma; just kidding she has more teeth."
"If I could fulfill any of your wish then it would be a new car for me."
"I heard its your birthday, then where is the treat, many happy returns of the day dumbo."
"I love when you try, it always make me feel that I am not the only in blunder."
"It took me an hour to write this poem for you, my Internet was out of speed."
"No matter how hard I try you’ll always be by my side maybe coz you’re a stalker."
" If I could buy this world I would have for you, you know its not true many happy returns of the day!"
"Happy birthday. Don't be sad you're a year older. Keep your chin up…if you can! Well, you know what I mean".
"If anyone calls you old, hit them with your cane and throw your teeth at them! Happy birthday!"
"Happy birthday. At our age, the only way to look younger is to add at least a decade to your age."
"Happy birthday. At your age, you should really try to see everything as larger than life…starting with LARGE print."
"Happy birthday! At our age, I don't know why people expect us to remember their birthdays. On a good day, we're lucky if we even remember where our car keys are!"
"Happy birthday! Considering all the candles on your cake, I hope you remembered to top up your fire insurance."
"I never knew you will grown so tall , higher than a tower . It is magical to see how I am gonna eat all that cake at ones."
"You have reached the age where all compliments will be followed by “for your age.”
"You have to really be something special! Today, 3,276,821 people have birthday, but I was only thinking of you!"
"You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
"You know you’re getting old when you walk up the stairs and call it exercise. You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great vision."
"It’s cold out there, but I feel much warm for your candles. How hot your birthday is."
"Too many birthday means, you are getting closer to death. It’s scientifically proven, not my own words."
"Hey, though it’s older, but yet it’s not better yet. Have a wonderful birthday."
"Too many candles on the cake means you are getting older too fast."
"It’s always very nice to be young, but allows you get to older every year. Don’t worry, just enjoy."
"Can you remember those young, healthy and colorful days of our young age? It’s always feels awesome when you can recall all those memories."
"Don’t blow the candles, the fire department is on their way to do this job."
"It’s getting tougher to see the cake due to the candles over it. Can you remember those days when you had only a few candles on it. Happy birthday."
"It feels great when your loved ones wish you the ways you wanted to be wished for this special day. Enjoy!!"
"On this special day my duty is to call the fire department when you’ll blow out those fifty candles. I’m ready."
"As you are getting older, you are becoming wiser. You know no wise man ever wishes to be young again."
"You are such a person who always reminds me the memories of my old days. I’ve never found a smart, funny and good looking person than you. Thank you for being with me."
"You get older every year, but I don’t want to remember that. Just enjoy and don’t eat my portion of cake."
"I know we both have grown very old now, but I hope you are not going to die before you taste the birthday cake."
"It’s time to stop counting the numbers of candles and start to think about the wishes you’ve got today."
"You are a person for whom it’s always tough to find a perfect gift. So, I decided not to bring anything expect this beautiful rose."
"You are so old that I don’t think you would be able to find a bigger cake that fits all the candles together."
"No matter how old you become today, don’t let your special day to be spoiled by someone else than me."
"A true friend always remembers your birth date not the how old you are becoming. But believe me, I can remember both of them. I feel so special for this."
"You’ve started forgetting things. It’s an indication that you are getting older. But that doesn’t mean that we will forget to celebrate your special day."
"The usefulness of life is measured on its application, not in its length. Have a wonderful birthday."
"I know the reason why you are scared of your birthday. Because people wish you with weird messages and present your scary cards."
"You try a lot to look younger, but still you look older. Enjoy your day."
"You will find millions of people in this world and among them I would like to wish you a very happy birthday. Make it the best day of your life."
"There are good as well as bad people in the world. Only good people are lucky to find wishes from their well wishers. Happy birthday."
"Your birth date is very special because the world found was blessed with several special people. But I’m so sorry to tell you that you are not one of them."
"Can you remember our those old days? Those memories are still fresh in my mind. Thanks for being with me. Happy birthday."
"No matter how old you become, still you are the smartest and best looking person in this entire world."
"People often say that time is the best healer though it’s also true that time is a dreadful beautician too. Have a wonderful day."
"Today one of your secret is going to be revealed. So, get ready for the blast. Happy birthday."
"Time runs fast and you are getting older fast too. It seems only a few days when we were young.
Now it’s hard to find a tooth in your mouth. Happy birthday."
"Every time I ask you the true age, you smile and skip that topic. Today, I won’t give you any chance to escape."
"You are the perfect example of how old people celebrate their birthday. There is plenty of food, but doctor has warned you not to eat any of those. Happy birthday!!"
"You are the person who surprises me most. I don’t know how you passed first one and a half year without talking a single word. Good luck!"
"It’s your birthday and I think it’s the right time to remind you that my birthday is closing too. Happy birthday."
"I tried to find one of the best cards for you, but in the end I could manage only this. Have a wonderful celebration."
"It’s time to say that I’m getting older when you find it’s tough to walk up the stairs. That’s true. Happy birthday."
"You know that you have passed your golden young days when the walking through the stairs becomes really hard. Moreover, you need to call it as an exercise too. Happy birthday."
"You are someone whose birthday can easily be remembered without using any kind reminder options."
"Like many women my age, I am 28 years old."
– By Mary Schmich
"Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life."
– By Robert Southey
"Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty."
– By Joan Rivers
"We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it." – By Unknown Author
"There is still no cure for the common birthday."
– By John Glenn
"Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them."
– By Ogden Nash
"Of late I appear To have reached that stage When people who look old Who are only my age.
– By Richard Armour"
"Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it."
– By Golda Meir
"Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative. "
– By Maurice Chevalier
"Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once."
– By Dave Barry, Your Disintegrating Body, Dave Barry Turns 40, 1990
"They tell you that you’ll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don’t tell you is that you won’t miss it very much."
– By Malcolm Cowley
"Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty."
– By Robert Frost
"When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not."
– By Mark Twain
"Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself."
– By Tom Wilson
"You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
– By Bob Hope
"As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two."
– By Sir Norman Wisdom
"Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life."
– By Herbert Asquith
"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age."
– By Robert Frost
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. – By Erma Bombeck
"Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake."
– By Unknown Author
"First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down."
– By Leo Rosenberg
"For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday."
– By John Glenn
"Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed."
– By Anthony Powell
"You are gradually getting to the top of the hill. It’s better than being buried under it."
"So, it’s another birthday with you. Statistics prove that those who have earned more birthdays, have lived the longest life in the earth."
"People often compare birthdays with boogers. Because, with the increase of its number, people find breathing harder."
"So, you are still younger than the age you will be on the next birthday. Have a special celebration."
"No one will stop tonight from eating your favorite items. Happy birthday."
"The nature has kept this day special because you are permitted to eat as much cake as you can."
"Hey, can you blow out all these candles by yourself or should I call our local fire department to help you in this regard."
"See how many candles on your cake. You’ll have to blow them out only by sniffing. Ha ha!"
"Hey, no matter how old have you become today, just make sure that you don’t forget that where you kept the car keys. Good luck!"
"I haven’t brought any cake for you. Because I know you love this bottle of champagne more. Happy birthday."
"There are plenty of years that I can remember for those history classes in our schools. But, the bad news is I can’t remember your birth date as it wasn’t on our course. May be I’m late, but happy birthday."
"The room is getting hotter, please blow the candles before your room gets on fire"
"You can open your eyes; you will only find birthday candles on fire.Look behind you there is your gift, I was joking just wanted to give you birthday bombs."
"Lest sing and dance, we can bare your voice today after all its your birthday."
"You look so like my old grandma; just kidding she has more teeth."
"If I could fulfill any of your wish then it would be a new car for me."
"I heard its your birthday, then where is the treat, many happy returns of the day dumbo."
"I love when you try, it always make me feel that I am not the only in blunder."
"It took me an hour to write this poem for you, my Internet was out of speed."
"No matter how hard I try you’ll always be by my side maybe coz you’re a stalker."
" If I could buy this world I would have for you, you know its not true many happy returns of the day!"
"Happy birthday. Don't be sad you're a year older. Keep your chin up…if you can! Well, you know what I mean".
"If anyone calls you old, hit them with your cane and throw your teeth at them! Happy birthday!"
"Happy birthday. At our age, the only way to look younger is to add at least a decade to your age."
"Happy birthday. At your age, you should really try to see everything as larger than life…starting with LARGE print."
"Happy birthday! At our age, I don't know why people expect us to remember their birthdays. On a good day, we're lucky if we even remember where our car keys are!"
"Happy birthday! Considering all the candles on your cake, I hope you remembered to top up your fire insurance."
"I never knew you will grown so tall , higher than a tower . It is magical to see how I am gonna eat all that cake at ones."
"You have reached the age where all compliments will be followed by “for your age.”
"You have to really be something special! Today, 3,276,821 people have birthday, but I was only thinking of you!"
"You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
"You know you’re getting old when you walk up the stairs and call it exercise. You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great vision."
"It’s cold out there, but I feel much warm for your candles. How hot your birthday is."
"Too many birthday means, you are getting closer to death. It’s scientifically proven, not my own words."
"Hey, though it’s older, but yet it’s not better yet. Have a wonderful birthday."
"Too many candles on the cake means you are getting older too fast."
"It’s always very nice to be young, but allows you get to older every year. Don’t worry, just enjoy."
"Can you remember those young, healthy and colorful days of our young age? It’s always feels awesome when you can recall all those memories."
"Don’t blow the candles, the fire department is on their way to do this job."
"It’s getting tougher to see the cake due to the candles over it. Can you remember those days when you had only a few candles on it. Happy birthday."
"It feels great when your loved ones wish you the ways you wanted to be wished for this special day. Enjoy!!"
"On this special day my duty is to call the fire department when you’ll blow out those fifty candles. I’m ready."
"As you are getting older, you are becoming wiser. You know no wise man ever wishes to be young again."
"You are such a person who always reminds me the memories of my old days. I’ve never found a smart, funny and good looking person than you. Thank you for being with me."
"You get older every year, but I don’t want to remember that. Just enjoy and don’t eat my portion of cake."
"I know we both have grown very old now, but I hope you are not going to die before you taste the birthday cake."
"It’s time to stop counting the numbers of candles and start to think about the wishes you’ve got today."
"You are a person for whom it’s always tough to find a perfect gift. So, I decided not to bring anything expect this beautiful rose."
"You are so old that I don’t think you would be able to find a bigger cake that fits all the candles together."
"No matter how old you become today, don’t let your special day to be spoiled by someone else than me."
"A true friend always remembers your birth date not the how old you are becoming. But believe me, I can remember both of them. I feel so special for this."
"You’ve started forgetting things. It’s an indication that you are getting older. But that doesn’t mean that we will forget to celebrate your special day."
"The usefulness of life is measured on its application, not in its length. Have a wonderful birthday."
"I know the reason why you are scared of your birthday. Because people wish you with weird messages and present your scary cards."
"You try a lot to look younger, but still you look older. Enjoy your day."
"You will find millions of people in this world and among them I would like to wish you a very happy birthday. Make it the best day of your life."
"There are good as well as bad people in the world. Only good people are lucky to find wishes from their well wishers. Happy birthday."
"Your birth date is very special because the world found was blessed with several special people. But I’m so sorry to tell you that you are not one of them."
"Can you remember our those old days? Those memories are still fresh in my mind. Thanks for being with me. Happy birthday."
"No matter how old you become, still you are the smartest and best looking person in this entire world."
"People often say that time is the best healer though it’s also true that time is a dreadful beautician too. Have a wonderful day."
"Today one of your secret is going to be revealed. So, get ready for the blast. Happy birthday."
"Time runs fast and you are getting older fast too. It seems only a few days when we were young.
Now it’s hard to find a tooth in your mouth. Happy birthday."
"Every time I ask you the true age, you smile and skip that topic. Today, I won’t give you any chance to escape."
"You are the perfect example of how old people celebrate their birthday. There is plenty of food, but doctor has warned you not to eat any of those. Happy birthday!!"
"You are the person who surprises me most. I don’t know how you passed first one and a half year without talking a single word. Good luck!"
"It’s your birthday and I think it’s the right time to remind you that my birthday is closing too. Happy birthday."
"I tried to find one of the best cards for you, but in the end I could manage only this. Have a wonderful celebration."
"It’s time to say that I’m getting older when you find it’s tough to walk up the stairs. That’s true. Happy birthday."
"You know that you have passed your golden young days when the walking through the stairs becomes really hard. Moreover, you need to call it as an exercise too. Happy birthday."
"You are someone whose birthday can easily be remembered without using any kind reminder options."
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